Further along down the road of nineteen, points of “ah” keep popping up, some of which I would much rather have popping away than anywhere else.
Presenting points of “ah” continued.
While working my ass off on the latest life-consuming project of my days, starting a company, I have come to “ah” that people don’t reason quite as clearly as I had assumed the whole world to. In layman’s terms, there are some really, REALLY dumb people out there. I will not go into any details here lest I insult anyone (or any receptionists working in Uganda)
You would “ah” too if you realized as you grow up, that the world it seems is bent on operating on principles absolutely and completely contrary to the whimsical and romantic ideals on which you have fed your mind to the point of obesity. Illustration? Okay, so what would be so wrong with me opting for a bicycle as a means of transportation as opposed to the very mundane and very dangerous car? I have issues with cars. Am I to be forever bound to the horrors of public transportation, which from the current look of things doesn’t seem to be improving? Not for the better at least. I want to ride a bicycle and so I shall so help me God! That I even invoke the name of The Almighty should speak volumes on my determination to carry through with my dare. Wouldn’t it be simply cool to breeze through the jam, get to work on time, pull down my pants or alternatively out of my socks and carry on about my life while the rest of the world sits around on their hinds in stupid traffic! And hey, if the Chinese and Ellen Page can pull it off, who’s to stop me? (Ignore the fact that they both can’t count for this argument.)
I am in complete “ah” of the fact that my dreams and ambitions are the butt of every joke when I dare to bring it up in conversation. I have learnt the hard way, which would be experience, not to point out that I wish to teach professionally among people. If they don’t go “Ha ha, very funny… not!” they go “it’s been nice knowing you. When you come to your senses, call me up. Although I might change my number or divert your calls so people won’t know I know you.”
I am touched by the support the public has shown and middle finger up yours.
I also discover that life is really complicated. I mean it’s not enough we have to deal with shit like really dumb people and the un-intellectual, bull like insomnia, periods and crappy weather feels it is duty-bound to join in on the fun of complicating it further. “Ah,” indeed! This one borders on frustration.
It has also only just now hit me that I am bored beyond deliverance. I might as well be an economics lesson in the afternoon. Hopelessly and completely bored. I charge you with the burden of sharing my plight; accept the challenge with grace. Walk away without a comment. “Ah” in the fact that you bothered to even get this far in reading. That should scare you for a while, think on how bored, pointless, irrelevant your life must be to dedicate so much time to taking in the trivials of another’s life such as. But then again this is me we’re talking about. So maybe this is actually a plus on your part.
